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Something ancient and competitive and completely ungovernable takes over — and the composed, sunglassed, scarf-wearing version of you is replaced immediately and without warning by something that has extremely strong opinions about that tackle, that decision, that offside call that was not even close to offside and everyone on this pitch knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClassy until kickoff. Then it gets personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \"Classy Until Kickoff\" tee captures the split personality of every soccer fan who presents beautifully to the world and absolutely loses the plot the moment that ball moves — rendered in flamingo, because flamingos are elegant right up until they aren't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep the scarf. 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